From the nimble fingers of Chris Stasny (staz@...) (27/9/2000
10:58 AM) came...

> 
> Dear list mom,
> 
> There are entirely too many Ted's (and Tedd's) on this list. Can we
> just cut them off?
> 
> 
> 
> Best,
> 
> -STAZ  ~)~

Of course we can. 

Purely by coincidence, an item entitled "You may be a farmer if..." appeared
in the inbox this morning, and among the possible indicators was:

"... you have used the same knife to castrate bull calves and peel apples."

Gimme my knife back. There's one more calf. And one more apple. Ever had
prairie oysters? With apple sauce?
-- 
Ted Spencer; ted@...
-- 
When I put my hand on her thigh,
And she moved away with certainty,
I could see that her devotion to literature was not perfect.
(Irving Leighton)