Unable to help himself, Robbie Covington penned:

>Lady walking on a plane's access tunnel, gets stopped at the door for a bag
>she is carrying.
>
>"What's the problem, It's just some knitting needles and yarn??"
>
>"We know that lady, but we can't let you on the plane. You might knit an
>Afghan."

Hey, this is supposed to be an FB list. What's this about Perl?

...Oh, you mean "purl."

Now I get the point!

I'm in  stitches.

Darn it, R.C., you can spin quite a yarn.

I'll stop needling you now.

Ken Bobbinheiser

p.s. Mom always warned me not to get too near the "seamy side." 
Wonder if this is what she meant?!?!?