Digressing from programming constants to names, I'm surprised our New Zealand contingent has not yet responded with: TAUMATAWHAKATANGIHANGAKOAUAUOTAMATEATURIPUKAKAPIKI- MAUNGAHORONUKUPOKAIWHENUAKITANATAHU a thousand-foot-high hill in Southern Hawke's Bay named after a prominent Maori chieftain renowned for his ability to play the nose flute, among other sundry accomplishments including a propensity to eat mountains. Ken