>We sure have some weird "ducks" on this list. I guess a "duck"
>is a "bird"; but is a "gnome" some kind of "duck" too. Seems when
>Robert Bob is swinging his "mallet" that the "gnome" invariably
>"ducks".
>
>So, when is a gnome and/or a bird a duck by any other gname?
>The one way you can always tell, is that neither one of them
>knows where the shift/key is located, or cares to use it to let
>the rest of us know what the devil they're talking about.
>
>I believe in rules, just so I can decide which ones to break, and
>WHEN. Never bother to break the small ones; it's not worth the
>effort.
>
>Joe

Joe is a prime candidate for join the xfb list, where ducks are Gnomes, BB
are gooses (go xfb to find out why its not geese), and Aunty wears boxing
Gloves to spar with Cap'n RC. By the way, there are no rules there. Heh,
heh, heh.

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